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BASIC (C) Copyright 1970, Itty Bitty Machine Corp. |
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BASIC (C) Copyright 1970, Itty Bitty Machine Corp.
Old or new? >I'm fourteen Old or new? >New
Ready
> So... what do I do? Syntax error > What??? Syntax error > Please tell me how to run programs. Syntax error > Will you teach me how to run programs? Syntax error > Oh, now I get it. It is a command prompt so I need to COMMAND you. Syntax error > What? INTERPRET SOMETHING NOW!!!!! Syntax error > Shut up and execute! Syntax error > Wait a moment... Syntax error > BRB Your status is now set to Be Right Back. > What? Your status is now set to Programming. > What the ****? Programmer is confused. > How do you know that? Programmer is confused. > What the *@%#? Programmer is too profane. > EXECUTE!!! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! ***BREAK*** > PLEASE!!! Programmer is angry. > please Programmer is too nice. > please work Programmer is being stupid. Perhaps he should try inputting some code first. > Actually I am a "she". I apologize. > How do you do that? I have the newest high-tech artificial intelligence. > Well you were wrong as actually I was a he. Thought so. > You didn't know, did you? I don't care. Syntax error. > OK here is some code... Hurry up then! > 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" > 20 GOTO 10 Code accepted > Run code No >Why? YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! ***BREAK*** > Please Syntax error > *sigh* Syntax error > *ahem* run Syntax error > run HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD ***BREAK*** >Enough! Syntax error