User talk:Yev900

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Regarding your concerns with America

I absolutely sympathize with you for finding that image offensive. In fact, when one of the most respected writers here suggested it, I was initially shocked. However, I quickly came to understand the satirical purpose behind it, and I back it 100%. Not all of Uncyclopedia is supposed to be "funny", per se. We are, at our heart, a satirical encyclopedia, and as such we must sometimes do things not considered "appropriate." As you may notice from the article, the authors (myself and another user) are very critical of the United States of America. We feel that they do not feel as you do; that the lives of all soldiers are lives, with families and love. To them, we feel the sad deaths are nothing more than, to quote the article, "a consignment of meat".

Please don't mistake this for hatred, or misconstrue our intentions as malicious. I hope you can understand what I mean by this. If you have any further concerns, please consult me on my talk page. Cordially, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:16, 2 March 2008 (UTC)