User talk:WillMcC
Welcome![edit source]
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(talk to me)
Squeak[edit source]
| Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting. |
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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:34 Oct 25, 2023 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Template:StoreProduct[edit source]
There has been a change in code since you last created that code, The code has been reworked to work within the overflow: scroll with externely linked thumbnails because Wiki Image Formatting has been known to agitate overflow: scroll, Here's the current code.
{| align=center cellspacing=4 style="border:1px solid MediumAquamarine;background:honeydew"
| bgcolor=#99CC99 width=850 height=10 | <center><b>Oscar Wilde Action Figure</b></center>
|-
| valign=top height=30 |
{| border="0" cellpadding="0" style="background:honeydew"
|-valign="top"
|http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/89/Wilde-figure_thumb.jpg
|'''Brand:''' Misc.<br>'''Type:''' Action Figure<br>'''Description:''' ''“He looks just like me”''
~ '''[[Oscar Wilde]] on Oscar Wilde Action Figure'''<br>'''Price:''' $29.99
|}
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| valign=top height=30 | <div align="right"><small>[http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Store/Cart http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/01/Buyitnow.gif]</small>
|}
--NXWave 08:42, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
How?[edit source]
Is the Maxwell's Demon article coming along? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Uncyclopedia:Store[edit source]
Wow, you're doing a great job on the templates and everything. I've been sidetracked but will be doing more work on the store myself, just wanted to say Excellent job!-- 22:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Nice to see...[edit source]
...someone from olden times come back to the wiki to edit a thing or two. Stick around. Have some deviled eggs. ~ BB ~ (T) 
~ Sun, Feb 19 '12 16:43 (UTC)