User talk:WiiKend

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Archives (in case of IRS control)[edit source]

Before 2011

Lawsuit[edit source]

I'm the bloke that is suing you, I just saw that you are on Désencyclopédie. I'm from Quebec, honing my English skills. Mais la Langue de Molière est ma langue maternelle. Est-ce que Désencyclopédie est un bon site aussi? Ca doit bouger moins qu'ici. Pis mon avocat s'est perdu sur son chemin vers chez vous... :S Talk Mattsnow 23:29, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Désencyclopédie est un excellent site maintenant. A l'origine elle a été développée en 2006 par des Québecois pour répondre à Uncyclopedia mais les Français on repris le pouvoir. Nous avons effectivement beaucoup moins de contributeurs qu'ici et surtout moins de textes mais je crois que nous sommes beaucoup plus stricts pour ce qui est de la sélection des textes à conserver ainsi que sur les critères de "featured". Mais puisque tu ne connais pas, je te conseille d'aller y lire quelques articles du best-of pour te faire une idée ou n'importe lequel parmi les miens... Et si tu veux traduire d'un site vers l'autre, tu es le bienvenu. WiiKend 13:18, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Parfait, je vais aller me créer un accompte bientôt! :) Talk Mattsnow 19:28, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Attendre ... donc un tas de Québécois fait le Désencyclopédie en français, puis les Français sont venus et il a fallu plus? Putain, ces Français sont méchants! --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 October 2011, at 17:26
AAAAAAAAA!! STOP SPEAKING FRENCH! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:35, 9 October 2011
Allez-y et nous faire. Nous vous osez. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 October 2011, at 19:31

I have an idea...[edit source]

...for your Pac-Man (walkthrough). Mind if I try it out?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Oct 10 '11 22:24 (UTC)

just wanted to report back: my idea really didn't work. There's nothing I could do to improve it!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Oct 19 '11 0:49 (UTC)

Test[edit source]

Yes it is. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 08:54, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BUDDY[edit source]

I really like the pacman article and I hope it gets featured soon! If it does...you pulled off an amazing vote...with so many people against it requires us to see JUST AS MUCH MANY PEOPLE who do like it. ;) I made a couple edits and put it here User:Shabidoo/Pac-Man ...sorry I hit save on your page instead of preview. Feel free to use the edits...and feel free to reject them ... seriously. In any case...I'm sure it will be featured soon! ROCKA ROCKA ROCKAND ROLL! --ShabiDOO 19:22, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hey. Thanks for the encouragement. I also hope it's gonna be featured even though this article seems to really divide the audience here! The last “against” comment asking for the deletion is particularly funny to me considering 26 people think it should be featured... By the way I really don’t know which score is needed to be featured. Any way you can change whatever you want but in my opinion, the text is funny because he has no specific explanation beside the picture and the instructions. Adding other stuff may lessen the shock value. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 19:29, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Hey...I can't really change it man. Its your article and its on BFH, it would bbe very uncouth to do so. The article with the final score each morning is slated for the next day's featured article. If its a tie...then the earlier nominate article gets precedence. 50/50 votes where the users votes are divided...are usually the best articles in my opinion. It will be featured. And a little tip. Try to keep the conversations on just one users' page. And write more articles :) --ShabiDOO 19:40, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
well in fact I'm a huge contributor (and admin) at French Désencyclopédie and I've decided to translate some of my articles (HowTo:Make me RICH for example that I think you appreciate) here both to improve my English and TO SHOW YOU WHAT IS TRUE HUMOUR YOU STUPID ROSBEEFS (or burgers) to establish the best relationships between our cultures. I'm also willing to write original content in English like I did this week with UnTunes:Gouda and you are welcome to give your opinion about my articles and correct the mispells. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 19:47, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
You might try Mattsnow...he is Quebecois and I know you would get allong. My mother is half french canadian though my french spelling and grammar is worse than my english one). There is a great article Negative potato that was translated by someone and polished by an admin from the french website. So...i cant help you really with the spelling and grammar because mine is terrible. I wouldn't mind translating an article from french though (ive already translated a spanish one to here and one here to spanish). Could you give me a link for the top 10 articles on the french site? --ShabiDOO 19:57, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Coincidently I’m the one who have translated Negative potato here even though I was not the original writer in French. Here is the link to the 2010 Top 10 but in my opinion, most of these articles are gonna be tough to translate and you might notice we tend to write much longer articles in the French site than on the English one. La Saga de la Dé for example has maybe around 15.000 words in 7 “episodes” but it’s an extreme case. One of my best article of 2011 is The Bible, Collector Edition and it’s pretty long but if you want to translate it, you’re welcome! This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 21:08, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Ahh ha ha ha...i didnt realise it was you who translated it. I took a stab at expanding it when I first got here...though my original edits had a lot left to be desired. I probably wont translate your article as...you are probably the best person to do it. But I'll read it and check out a few other articles and maybe translate one. You are completely right...all the latin-languages sites have super long articles. I find it really hard here to write short ones and edit edit edit!!! --ShabiDOO 21:11, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Are you stupid?[edit source]

Yet another really great article. Too bad you're not an admin. Was this a translation or your own work? --ShabiDOO 00:56, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

in fact it was one of my earlier French articles (around 2008) based on a idea I had long time ago. I always wanted to translate it on Uncyclopedia because translation is easy but I had problems finding a way to adapt the scrolling text. The French article has a few more questions and some are different cause based on puns impossible to translate. Why is it that bad that I'm not an admin? I don't get it. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 07:40, October 27, 2011 (UTC)