User talk:TwinCin

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The New Pornographers

This is reading too much like an inside joke. Would you please think about saying things that will be funny to people who don't know the band? (This is supposed to be an "encyclopedia article" explaining the band to people not in the know.) As an alternative, spend some time writing what you have, but more cleverly, so people not in the know will be entertained by the clever writing. There's too much like, We all know he's an ass-hole, 'nuff said. See what you can do, cheers. Spıke ¬ 00:10 7-Jun-12

For a new article, it's not half bad; I chuckled, and I have no idea who that band is. It does need more development, though, like Spike said. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 7 '12 3:35 (UTC)

Moreover: I find it unimaginable that anyone who typed in Together would want to read The New Pornographers. Are you simply creating junk links to hump your article? Spıke ¬ 20:21 23-Jun-12

It's not a junk link; Together was The New Pornographers' most famous album. However, I do see your point. Delete it if you want, I don't really care. TwinCin (talk) 20:26, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

I see. I did list it for deletion; someone else moved it to Together (The New Pornographers album), which makes more sense, but left it on the list for an Admin to decide. Spıke ¬ 22:09 23-Jun-12

User:TwinCin/UnNews:Kapitol Claims Miami

Hi and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I'm the UnNews watchdog. I'm pretty nasty. I didn't understand much of your news story. Is this Geoff one of your friends? If that's the case, it may be funny to you, but not to people at large :S I hope you rework it a bit and tell me when it's ready. Bye! :) Mattsnow 16:22, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

The community

I would recommend replying to the messages on your talk page; you can do this by, well, typing a message below the person who you are responding to, and then signing that with four tildes (~~~~), which automatically adds your username and date&time. Thanks! If you need any help, well, respond. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{15:55, 15 June 2012}

Luigispetpikmin

I noticed there is another user with this name adding to some of your new pages. For example Techneta and Skye_Electra. Since I cannot find the source for the Techneta joke, perhaps you could enlighten me? Perhaps Luigispetpikmin he is a friend of yours?? I can always have this checked to make sure. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:58, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, Luigispetpikmin is a close friend of mine. And Techneta and Skye Electra are both from SuperSkye, a video game project that was scrapped around early 2002. If you want a "source" of some kind, there is a SuperSkye wiki on the Wikia community; just google "SuperSkye wiki" and it should come up. It's got pages on both Techneta and Skye Electra, so if you read those you might understand the jokes a bit better. TwinCin (talk) 13:37, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

OK..but remember, anyone found secretly socking on this site will be banned to infinity and beyond. Also if you add something to your User Page, you will provide a direct link to your page via the signature. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:52, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

How blessed we are to have two of them! "Scrapped around early 2002" would be ten years ago, if you care to take stock of the vanishingly small audience for these articles. Yes, I cited the Wikia wiki when Skye Electra was on VFD. But we have in the past knocked back interlocking articles developing a personal fantasy. These aren't that bad, but putting them in Template:Planet is over-the-top. There is no reason that all readers of Earth need to receive an advertisement for the listy Destopius--as though there weren't an infinite number of made-up planets. Spıke ¬ 16:38 25-Jun-12