User talk:Tortilla The Hun

Welcome!

Hello, Tortilla The Hun, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Capercorn 21:33, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

I have made a Userbox for your Tortillaness!

This User supports Tortilla The Hun's Jihad on BENSON.

Code here: {{User:Capercorn/Tortilla}} Capercorn 21:31, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Award Gives YOU!!

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for For coming to stop BENSON once and for all..

Capercorn 11:53, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Hello

Greetings Your Flouriness! I see that You are now hunting for Userboxes, feel free to take them from my user page! Capercorn 21:36, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

I have a new Userbox!!

This User has joined the Legion of Tortilla the Hun and proclaims the imminent downfall of BENSON.

Code:{{User:Capercorn/Legion}}

Capercorn 21:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

No censorship

No matter how foolish a forum can be, don't delete other people's comments about you (or any other comment). You asked for fire, deal with it. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 23:42, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Why did you make a sock-puppet

You are not old enough to have sock puppet yet. You have to be half a year old before you can make sockpuppet. Capercorn 02:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)