User talk:TUFF
Welcome![edit source]
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN) 06:12, Dec. 1, 2007
Congratualtions, you've made an ass of yourself![edit source]
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:25, Dec 1
I'll give this guy another!
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
-- 04:09, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Get out of my store![edit source]
Seriously, I'm sick of all you kids going to steal stuff. Now leave, or I'll pull out Mr. Shotgun. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 19:22, 3 December 2007 (UTC)