User talk:Stars stripes
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Stars stripes, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:
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- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.
Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
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Help![edit source]
How do you get to un-commons or whatever?
Hello, and welcome. I beeth Lord Fluffy. I beeth pleased to meet thee. Anyway, if thou art looking for the place where we Uncyclopedians all congregate to jabber, I directeth thee to ye VD. Just clicketh upon my signature and ask me upon my Talk Page if thou hast more questions. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:04, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
- If you wish to upload a file, go to Special:Upload. —Pongo (talk) (gs) 17:11, 12 May 2007 (UTC)