User talk:St.Helena

Welcome

*hug* Welcome! In honour of your arrival, I shall create a new section on my userpage for Friends! ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I added a little more structure to this page. Also, I hope a real welcoming committee member says "hi" at some point, as I'm not very gifted at this... ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:40, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank you prrrreaciuossss....!

Remember to sign with either the sign button above the text box or the four squigglies (~~~~). ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:56, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

OHNOES....its an invasion... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Not much. St.Helena is my second evil twin, and is generally considered the nicest, though least social of the three of us. ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:41, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Invation? Where!? Wheeeeere!?--St.Helena 13:08, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

He means you and me, Dearie.

(Filched this following bit from MrN9000)

Hello, St.Helena, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Nothing much, just the odd misspelled word which indicates a mild form of dyslexia. Also added the frequent customer tag {{User:Luvvy/Proofread}} to your page, hope I didn't stomp your toes too bad... ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:05, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Stomp them all you like! That´s what they´re there for...?--83.102.108.209 15:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)