User talk:Siemlykebasfe

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Oh Dear![edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Alsof wij Nederlands zijn:S[edit source]

This is an English website, not Dutch. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:23, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

How did you know that it was Dutch we wrote? Are there any Dutch employees at your website?

Also, we're not Dutch at all. We are Latin.

We zijn eigenlijk op werkweek in Nederland

Salutationibus

Siem Lyke Bas Fe