User talk:Shadyman

Welcome!

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Talk page!

But! It's a talk page, and there's no talking! I'm confounded! — Shadyman (Talk • Contribs) 07:19, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:29, Sep 27

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:40, Oct 1 00:40, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:26, Oct 1

Tanks 4 teh votes

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Oct 3

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:20, 24 December 2007 (UTC)