User talk:Pinky101
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Batman[edit source]
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Care to join the CAUSE??? Vote FOR ADOPTION...
~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:12, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Sockpuppet[edit source]
Hi there, Sunny Bacon. It seems that you're operating three sock puppets, which is considered to be bad conduct around here. I suggest you choose one username and stick with it, otherwise eventually - all of your accounts will be banned, which would be a shame. ~
17:41, 22 November 2007 (UTC)