User talk:ObeyWeegee666

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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticePSX 14:14, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

WEEGEE

Hey there, i see your new to this site but i must say I'm quite impressed on the work you have done on my Weegee article, well technically it's TheBagle's, but he's my real life neighbor and we worked on it together.

Anyways i just wanted to say welcome and if you need some help on anything give me a shout, it would also come in handy to get adopted, now im sort of new, so i wouldn't be the best person to adopt you, but if you can't find someone then why not!

Oh and you made a mistake on the weegee article, you said bombs and lamp oil can't kill weegee, but you forgot rope! Bombs was already mentioned. But i fixed it, and put it in order so no harm done.--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 22:23, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I found it only fitting that seeing as I OBEY WEEGEE, that should be an article to keep under my watch, and add more stuff as I make it up research comes in. And how the hell could I forget rope? Incidentally, I've been working on an article Weegee's weaker wannabe, Luigi, and this seems like a project that I may need co-conspirators to create. I intend on being adopted, as I am quite the n00b regarding wikis, but seeing as I don't like you you did say that you're not the best person for such things, I'll ask some 1337 admin. But if you're interested in working on Luigi's article, give me a holler. ObeyWeegee666 02:13, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Luigi huh?...i currently have 2 different prodjects in hand right now, but hell, something about charm and 3! I'm surprised it hasn't been taken actually, but ill let you give it a jump start, AKA start it off, and ill add on to it every once in a while. Ive been here for a bit longer so ask me anything you need help with!

If possible please reply on my talk page or else, you may have a virus on your talk page...go ahead try me. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:47, July 25, 2010 (UTC)