User talk:Mrmonkey72/Insurance Sales Man
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Go for it! Do it! Make this the work of brilliance I so want it to be! (I'll help if I get time/inspiration). For now, don't forget a few things:
- His incredibly long-winded forms, full of pointless questions that seem to serve no purpose but may in some strange way help to thwart the evil-doers. Such as "colour of third nipple (if applicable). Maybe.
- His bewildering array of restrictions - "what? you say you're a single parent with a 3 year-old son, a pink VW Beetle and seven seasons of Friends on DVD? I'm sorry citizen, I can't provide you with cover. Still, good luck against the rampaging fire-monster!"
- His inability to help once a crisis is actually under way - "sorry, we don't cover you for conditions that exist at the time you take out the policy. Those parasitic aliens were clearly consuming your flesh before I got here, I can't help you further. But tell your family I do funeral cover, including an excellent headstone lifetime guarantee!"
- The fact that he only sells the insurance - "what, you've been assaulted by Dr Lamppost and his canine sidekicks? And you're fully covered? Good for you! That was a wise decision. But I'm only sales, you'll need to call my sidekick, Insurance Claims Manager Boy. You should get through in a week, and with his super efficiency powers he should have your claim processed and your settlement in the post this side of the next ice age. Good luck!"
