User:Mrmonkey72/Insurance Sales Man
Among the world of superheros, there is one who is commonly overlooked: one who protects the world from more than villains, but helps the common man deal with his problems, albeit while being a huge hassle. He is none other than Insurance Sales Man, the protector of money everywhere.
Origins[edit | edit source]
(This'd be something describing his passage through college, deliberately not interesting and mostly typical fare. He is, after all, an everyday insurance salesman. Maybe he didn't even go to college? I'm not sure. Nonetheless, this is just a boring paragraph to emphasize that he's average.)
Powers[edit | edit source]
While Insurance Sales Man is undoubtedly one of the leading superheroes in the world today, sometimes those who encounter him are left unsatisfied with his capabilities. Though he can save you from the dreaded villany of his foe House Fire, or pull you out of the terrible clutches of the evil Car Collision, there are certain things that he absolutely, postivively cannot do. For example, he will not...
Help You Unless You Have Requested His Services Much Earlier In The Year[edit | edit source]
Perhaps you've just suffered a terrible loss in the family, crippling your financial wellbeing and leaving you in a state of debt and grief. With a cry, you request Insurance Sales Man's help: but alas, he cannot help you, for you have failed to subscribe to his services.
As much as he'd like to help you out of this situation, he'll reassure you, there's simply nothing he can do: it's out of his jurisdiction. He can recommend a nice debt consolidation program, or perhaps sell you some life insurance for your fellow loved ones to ensure that a tragedy like this, should one ever happen again, will be fully covered for. Otherwise, he'll extend his condolences and then hang up as politely as possible.
Villians[edit | edit source]
(Fire and stuff. Y'know.)