User talk:Mr. Lynch

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Again, welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 20:09, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

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Hi. A quick note, could you move your great graphic, Boom, to another File name? You removed another good gif when you named yours, and that gif is now lost unless you change yours again. Thanks. Please upload pics under different names than existing pics, more or less. Keep on flying! Aleister 9:56 25 9

VFH[edit source]

You might want to have a quick read of the nomination rules. Secondly, there's really no point in nominating an article with an ICU. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 19:16, October 3, 2010 (UTC)