User talk:MagaMaga

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Ello mate

It's good to see you going around and voting. I'm Staircase, and I've been here for like, three days. What's your name? Staircase CUN^t 02:32, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

My name is Juan,Im from Chile I edit Inciclopedia (the spanish version of Uncyclopedia) but know im editing Uncyclopedia to. --MagaMaga 02:36, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

That is good! Stay around for a while, write some good articles and keep voting! Staircase CUN^t 02:38, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Voting

Hey I see your are voting down in the VFH pages. Thanks alot for your vote on my article. I am sorry to report though, that your vote didn't count. Because you simply put one extra point up. If you want it to count, you need to put For under the list of fors. Just copy what everyone else is doing and you will get the hang of it!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   06:30, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Heya!

Welcome to Uncyc, and...

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

Much appreciated! --T. (talk) 20:39, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thankies!

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:25, Jun 4

Thanks

A couplet from Billy the Kid: Your vote's put another notch on my gun, Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:20, 8 June 2009 (UTC)