User talk:Kristopolous

Welcome!

Hello, Kristopolous, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

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List of New Users--Hrodulf - 20:39, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

I just realized

That we started more or less the same time, how is that I never saw you in the past? :) ~ Mordillo where is my WANK? 11:21, 14 January 2008 (UTC)