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Hail KillUrKitten, and welcome to Uncyclopedia (my god you are sexy)! Thank you for your (sexy) contributions. I hope you like the kittens and decide to huff them. If not, the electric chair is right over there... no, a little more to your right... Yes. You have a very good sense of humor. To be sure that it is far superior to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I very strongly suggest checking out the following links:
- Beginner's Guide - A massive (boring) guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself (meh), but it is very useful if you're looking for
help on a specific issue cocaine.
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Our fishing boat link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I do not suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
- Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we care about friends, school, gay fourth period math teachers, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules.
- Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.
Now that that's out of the way, just delete what comes next using the "edit" page.
Again, welcome!
—Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
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Hmm I'm afraid my mac screwed the welcome text up. Apologies.
--KillUrKitten 16:41, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
- All fixed now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:45, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
