User talk:KentuckyFriedBiscuits
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April 2012[edit source]
Hi, I understand that you're trying to be funny, but you should just accept that the first few articles that you write here will not be your best work. For example, I started by writing an article about Pi and the other users didn't really think it was funny, so what do you know? After a while, they kinda huffed it and blocked me for being too defensive about my article. But I've practiced and now this article of mine is going to be featured on the front page... I think. (You can vote for your favorite articles here.)
All I'm saying is, don't expect to write a masterpiece on the first try. See also How To Get Started Editing and How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. I personally suggest starting by writing UnNews articles; these generally have lower standards for length than mainspace articles and pack more funny in less bytes! Ideas for UnNews articles to write are listed here.
One last thing: don't threaten to sue Uncyclopedia - it's rude and on Wikipedia can get you seriously banned.
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This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:52, April 17, 2012 (UTC)