User talk:JoeMonco/HTBFANJS must die!

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At first, as I read this, I thought you were going to offer constructive criticism... then it just kinda bubbled down to calling featured writers "kids" and "idiots." While that's true, you have no right to point out the obvious. They're just kids! But seriously: this just seems angry at someone. Who? The internet? The people who wrote HTBFANJS? If you think you're so damn funny, go write a few articles.   Le Cejak <2:20, 30 Sep 2008>

But HTBFANJS says repetition is good. Also irony and stuff. --monika 02:40, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
(Monika, this guy has a bad record of being a huge, tremendous d-bag on Pee review: maybe we should stop talking to him, seeing as how he's full of shit)   Le Cejak <2:46, 30 Sep 2008>
I'm confused. I thought I was talking to you, not him. I didn't even notice him. --monika 02:48, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
FINALLY I'm noticed, Monika! Did you know I'm an attention whore? Did you? DID YOU?!?! But yeah, I think we should repeat things and be ironic!   Le Cejak <2:50, 30 Sep 2008>
Whatever I did, I'm sorry. Please don't hit me. --monika 02:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
I'm gonna ban you motherfuckers, just 'cuz I'm real like that.   Le Cejak <2:52, 30 Sep 2008>
::cower:: --monika 02:55, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
HAHAHA, BAN BAN BAN!! I WIN! I CONTROL THE SPICE, I CONTROL THE YOONIVERZ! YAYAYAY!   Le Cejak <2:56, 30 Sep 2008>
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I haven't even started yet. If you happen to be not even able to pump the break and clear your thoughts before yelling at someone, you definitely don't have the right mindset to edit wiki of any nature. Let's face it - any monkey with a keyboard can write stuff here, and if you are this intolerant to differences so to not even be able to resist the temptation of commenting on a subpage of something else's userpage, you really need to shut down your computer and consider some other hobbies, don't you think? -- JoeMonco 02:58, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Are you here to protect me from the crazy? --monika 02:59, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
I was yelling in response to your shithead pee reviews in August, JoeMonco. If I see you reviewing anything else, I'll see to it you're banned for fucking ever you got it? I've got friends here.   Le Cejak <3:01, 30 Sep 2008>
Mmmm... I can sense someone is now yelling at his coffee mug with lines that go, "I'll ban you! I'll ban you ALL!!!" -- JoeMonco 03:05, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
An unimaginative story of a pact of unimaginative characters penned by a probably not very imaginative story-writer. The plot is preposterous at best and lacks pretty much all elements to be a decent comedy. - That's awesome XD, I mean being rude is bad but this guy makes me laugh. Sorry Cajek for not playing good cop...um... uh Joe, you like doughnuts? Cos if you tewll uws pweese we'll give yew some... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 03:06, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Cajek once hurt my feelings on pee review by saying nobody cares about David Ellefson. I still cry myself to sleep everynight. --monika 03:08, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
(Hugs Monika) Awww... there, there! -- JoeMonco 03:35, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
creepy --monika 03:37, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
That thing about yelling at coffee mugs reminds me of an unimaginative story told to me by an unimaginative dude some time ago...   Le Cejak <3:11, 30 Sep 2008>