User talk:JacKow

Welcome!

Hello, JacKow, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Your First Template!

Thanks For Your Purchase! The NAARAHYNWOMDTCRDP appreciates your patronage because it prevents us from having to get real jobs and we can continue to provide you with compelling yet useless publications which exploit your fear of embarrassment and nuclear holocausts. Here's an oddly designed abomination of a template for your talk page as a special gift which acknowledges your stupidity for everyone on Uncyclopedia to see!

Thanks for the VFH vote on HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba!--    18:58, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Walkome!

I'm gonna put your UnNews on the front page. Funny stuff! I'm the UnNews "manager". Good thing you figured out how to include pics! :) I didn't know how to do it too when I joined, so if you need help with something, don't hesitate to ask! Mattsnow 20:50, November 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind. --JacKow 12:55, November 23, 2011 (UTC)