User talk:Imadoofus
A gay problem[edit source]
Guys, we have a problem. Being gay is considered a perversion by Uncyc. This has to stop. There is nothing wrong with being gay; it is just another form of relationships. I'm serious, guys. Gayness is not wrong. I know a couple of people who are gay, and they are F*cking Awesome. I mean, how would you feel if someone made slightly humorus insults about your religion or gender (boy have I seen THIS a lot) or skin color? Next time you want to say "that's so gay," take a page from the book of those little advertisements on the CW channel on TV and realize what you say. A.J. Singer 20:51, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- I'm gay and I couldn't give a flying fuck in a rabbit hutch what people say about it. Would you care if I called you a hetero-bastard? Thought not. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:09, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- I could tell some rather interesting stories about some of the gay folks here.. Chief might well be top of the list, too. But I don't think I shall. Cheers. ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 21:16 (UTC)
- I could tell some rather interesting stories about some of the gay folks here.. Chief might well be top of the list, too. But I don't think I shall. Cheers. ~
No, you don't understand. Insulting gay people is WRONG. And I do NOT like being called hetero-bastard, whatever that means. Please don't start a flame war, if you could only see what they say about gays here. A.J. Singer 21:23, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
- That's the point, I can see what they say, I've been here almost 3 years now. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:36, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
You know what, let's just stop arguing, I'm sick of flame wars and at teh m0ment am trying to get "Official Seal Maker" to work worth two shits. A.J. Singer 21:39, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Again, Welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 20:59, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
The banners aren't funny[edit source]
The banners for the Aristocrats Turkey Day Ball aren't funny. The reason? They insult our mothers. I don't care if it's only a joke. It's not funny. I actually posted this topic in the Village Dump, but it got deleted for no good reason. Honestly. Do you really want to be remembered as people who cheered on the insulting of the woman who concieved you?