User talk:Holy f***in S***, who really gives a Flyin' F*** if i don't contribute to a F***in page every day, i mean doe u guys really keep havin to erase my account!!! Oh look, A Donut!
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Hello, Holy f***in S***, who really gives a Flyin' F*** if i don't contribute to a F***in page every day, i mean doe u guys really keep havin to erase my account!!! Oh look, A Donut!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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Also, what the hell is your username referring to? We don't terminate accounts, and we certainly don't kick people off because they're inactive. People wander off for months sometimes. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:58 May 14, 2008
- Like me. I'll go off into the woods for about two or more months at a time without telling anyone where I'm going. I am usually committing cannibalistic acts, by the way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:01, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- Cannabalistic acts? I thought you were just trying to find a private place to masturbate to Photoshopped images of Larry King in a speedo. My bad! --Damn Kids On My Lawn 04:16, 15 May 2008 (UTC)