User talk:Herrow
Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
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VFH[edit source]
I'm going to be objective and just assume that the whole "new user nomming your article, an IP voting, and you voting for your first contrib in two years thing" is all coincidence, since I can't prove that all those votes were you masquerading as other people. However, anything suspicious like that happening with you again will warrant an immediate ban. This is your official warning. If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about. If you've done something wrong, as long as you don't do it again, you have nothing to worry about. I'll be watching. -RAHB 05:14, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Very sorry for misunderstanding on my part then. I'm glad I didn't go too far and just ban you all then. Someone in IRC was suggesting such a thing. Anyways, good luck in your future endeavors and "welcome back" as it were. Cheers. -RAHB 06:28, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
