User talk:GERRARDo

Football - international

Anyone play Pro Evolution Soccer (aka Winning Eleven)?? If so have you ever played the double speed mode (where you can run from one end of the pitch to the other in a few seconds)? Here's my proposal - it would be a hellava lotta fun to see it in real life - what say we drug all footballers?

Malcolm X is still alive...

and he appeared in Kevin Smith's Clerks.....look>

Proof that X, in fact, was a cast member of Clerks. Was he Dante? The pointless speculation starts here!

OMG?!

A spacial message

A MESSAGE FROM THE AAN ADOPTION OFFICE You have been called to join and study at the world-renowned Gertwarts V school of the biz-craft and the bizarre. You can choose to join, or just lie down on your bed all day like a regular muggle. If you ever choose to accept, call now at 1-800-MAGIC. Our leading principal in office, Gert Dumbledore, has a feeling that your presence in our great school may be more than welcome, as you may even defeat the dark lord Vandalort, whom brings dark forces to our holy lands. Or in other words, "I can adopt you".

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Ben Folds, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 07:37, 31 July 2009 (UTC)