User talk:GAMMA monster(Who has called me HAGE?)
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If you are reading this and its not your page, youre a N00b.
Name[edit source]
Damn, you stole the name I was gonna use for a second account! --Lieutenant Fish 05:23, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Gamma rays[edit source]
Just out of curiousity, can you do gamma rays?—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:42, 21 June 2009 (UTC)