User talk:DeadlyKittens

Welcome!

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

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Rewrite

Hi DeadlyKittens, just a quick tip: the best plan for a rewrite is to take a copy of the page in your userspace (as explained in the welcome message). There you can work on it at your leisure, without fear of it being reverted. Once you feel it's ready, get a Pee Review, and if the reviewer agrees it's an improvement, move it right on in. Maybe ask first on the talk page if anyone minds you doing so - some people get attached to the weirdest articles!

Oh, and the WiP tag - be careful using that, if you don't edit the article for 7 days, it could get deleted, which is one of the points of the tag, and another reason to use userspace instead, where there's no such time restriction!

Anyway, Futurama does need a rewrite, so good luck with it, but if it gets reverted (as it may, replacing a longer page with a short one often has that effect) bear what I said in mind. See you around Uncyc! --UU - natter 08:42, Aug 5

Thank for the tip. I suppose I should have thought of that in the first place. That does seem far more convenient. I may switch over to editing on a userspace. But I already started, so I'm not too sure on my plan at the moment. If it doesn't to be headed for the 7-day limit, I'll go ahead and switch to a userspace.

Again, thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to apply it in the future. --DeadlyKittens Talk 23:51, August 6, 2008

Thanks!

Rory would like to thank you for voting! "That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

Also I don't believe we've ever me before so I'd like to give you me officiall "Hello we're best friends now" handshake. Thanks again! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:43 31 August 2008