User talk:Dalektaliban

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BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 9, 16:58

About those Doctor Who templates you created...[edit source]

Well, making completely image-based templates on Uncyclopedia is generally frowned upon here. So if would help if any future templates you made were actual wiki templates (with text, borders and images etc). I've already changed one of your templates:


Daleks.JPG THIS ARTICLE NEEDS MORE DALEKS!!!
EDIT!!! CONQUER!!! DESTROY!!!

If you want to do so, then use the source code of the above template, and modify it for any future templates. Thanks. -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Bored # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates Icons-flag-gb.png 21:11, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

AspieGod[edit source]

Your God sounds familiar... Didn't he take on a human incarnation some time during the late 1700s'? One of his names was "TeeJay" and he wrote His OWN Bible on hemp paper? Mikhail Bakunin, Ludwig Von Mises and Murray Rothbard were his latest prophets...

Thanks!

24.0.164.68 22:21, January 25, 2010 (UTC)