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aspies

“you don,t have your aspergers anymore, because i have it now”

~ arthur petrelli on aspergers

“awesome!!!”

~ a guy with aspergers on finding out he has aspergers

Aspies homo superious are a from of humans with advanced mental abilities. From advanced drawing skills to breathing fire, at the expense of their social skills which they dont need anyway they are freaking awesome. each aspie presents an averge IQ of 3000, which nis the the same IQ as 3000 PE teachers.

Origin

aspies derive from a highly degenreate form of humans called neuro typicals or homo retardus who are considered to be noraml human beings, they partake in the activity of sticking their head up their ass to see if it fits, and watch the jeremy kyle show.

aspie god

aspie gods counterpart from an aspie universe, his aspergers allows him to be omnipitent and omniscient without a logical explanation, he is also a huge cyborg which makes him far more badasss. and unlike god, he likes black people, he is aslo far more powerful than regular god but unfortunately he doesnt look after the universe he created because he gets bored of things much more quickly than neuro typical god.