User talk:Da404lewzer

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NO SHOCK PR0N!

We try to be nice here, but your recent upload of Tubgirl was bad. You will recieve a ban for this. No more Shock Porn. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:27, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

An INFINITE ban, to be exact. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:37, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Two times in one day... I hate Mondays! And I hate much more you, psychopath wannabes. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 04:40, 5 June 2007 (UTC)