User talk:Crocotta1/Archive summer 2022 2

ARCHIVES Summer of 2022 1

Tip on archiving

You may want to keep select discussions which have a good chance to be relevant soon outside of your archive when you archive your talkpage. Basically: Only archive discussions you think are closed. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:59, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes, but a user is free to “close” a discussion on their own talk page if they choose. Users can remove/blank things on their own talk page if they want as well. MrX blow me 18:22, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Banger! Good song! Good beat!

@MrX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ivwydv0KDs

K cool I’ll check it out soon. MrX blow me 18:22, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! PUPI-DEWIE PUPI-PUPPI, DEWIE-PUPI PUPI-PU! DEWIE IN THE MIDDLE-PUPI, PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU!

PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! PUPI-DEWIE PUPI-PUPPI, DEWIE-PUPI PUPI-PU! DEWIE IN THE MIDDLE-PUPI, PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU!

PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI, PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI, PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! THE BESTEST VERSION IS OUR, IN NORWAY, WITH ITALIAN DUBBING. AMERICAN ORIGINAL VERSION IS A REAL... POOPY-POOP! ROTFL :-D

Okay, thanks for letting me know. ⸮—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:16, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

This looks familliar. Oh, it was on recent changes. Btw, somebody is obsessed with you. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:17, 18 August 2022 (UTC)

Barlett Barlett (Barlett Barlett), sta vicin a Molfett (sta vicin a Molfett)! Barlett sta vicin a Molfè, a Mo-l-fet! Barlett sta vicin a Mòlfet, sta vici-n a Molfè, a-Mo-l-feet!

Barletta Molfetta New York New York

Okay buddy retard Okay buddy retard —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:17, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

Xin Hua Desire

This song is amazing ngl

This song inspired me to make a furry poem for my crush!

Is my “love” for you too noticeable?

Has it burst from the sheath?

More than my heart throbs whenever I think of you!

Why are you afraid my sweet binturong?

Don’t you want my “popsicle?” -Crocotta1 ㅤ

@MrX: what are your thoughts on my poem?—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 09:34, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

It’s alright. MrX blow me 14:07, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

The wronge user hath respondedeth! "You should keep this out of Uncyclopedia. Doesn't seem like it's a good idea to put that around here with this context." ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:09, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

I’m humping my Vubaby body pillow—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:03, 26 July 2022 (UTC) RAP IT CANQIONG!

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Truly an inspiring work of poetic perfection. I want more. No, seriously, I want more of this. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:28, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

ㅤ-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:15, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

18:26, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

aNoThEr VaNdAlIsM

Another vandalism by an brotherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (THIS IP: 2603:7080:c43d:1882::/64). Block him! 🤬 Le Djibril Express (talk) 15:22, 5 August 2022 (UTC) Okay. Wanna hear a joke? Electric fences and miniskirts protect your property, but they don’t obscure the view!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:06, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Uh i am not an girl for hearing skirt. Boys cannot hear that.

If i watch boy with skirt i'll fire my lazer. Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:09, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

oh? “Firing your laser” when you see guys in skirts? You like crossdressing?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:11, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Nope. I DON'T like that. I prefer girl wearing that.

And dis you use 702x576~50i or 1920x1080–25p? I use NTSC. Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:16, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

that’s a boy!

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:34, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAARGH!!! Tanukiballs and Texas Toothpick!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:54, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

640x480, 50 fields (25 FPS) in thé result, fucking NTSC50 !!! NOT 702x576!Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:57, 5 August 2022 (UTC) Okay...—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:25, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Trouted

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. ARandomPage just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include posting messages on talkpages about things you should keep to yourself

04:19, 7 August 2022 (UTC)

Thanks—15:06, 7 August 2022 (UTC)

Trouted again

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. ARandomPage just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include making a number of bad sexual references

03:14, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

is this about furry Timmy Turner sucking on a tampon?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:16, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

What the hell? No, I did this after you did that edit on the Sandbox. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:23, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

Furry hater

Just a heads up: it's not a good idea to create pointless redirects. If nothing links to an article then there is probably no need to redirect it. You can always check this using Special:WhatLinksHere. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:11 Aug 16 2022

yes.— Crocotta1 22:26, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

Uh, thinkyou could upload an image of an Unknown pokemon in it's "O" shape? I need it for a joke, as it looks like a number. Thanks. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:27, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Wasn't that called "Unown" or something like that? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:26, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

yes it was.—Crocotta1 10:23, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include comfusing "unknown" with "unown". Crocotta did it, not me. She, uh, hacked into my account. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:35, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for August 19, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

August 19, 2022 • Issue #217 • Archives • Press Room

MrX and Crocotta1's talkpages have been attacked! By ARandomPage
Two anonymous vandals have attacked MrX's talkpage with spam, with one of them doing the same to both Crocotta1 and BraGreMat. MrX was absent during a latter part of the attack, Crocotta1 appears to be quite rude to these vandals, and BraGreMat is probably tired of reverting things all the time. Meanwhile, our self-proclaimed "chief editor" watched the madness, reverted a few times, and said stuff about the situation. He didn't even bother to make an UnSignpost about it until now! Ban this idiot already! Leave HATE HATE HATs on his talkpage, I demand justice!

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There are errors in the Main Page! By ARandomPage
That is correct, there are slight grammar/formatting errors in the Main Page of all pages. The errors were found by Brogo13 as a result of Page trying to place the Main Page on wheels for "Willy on Wheels Day", which is the date that Willy on Wheels first vandalized Wikipedia. That date is August 20. Page is in disbelief over the current state of his life, inability to finish his WIPs, and the admins' lack of time to spot and fix the errors in what might be Uncyclopedia's most important page. Also, he failed to finish placing the Main Page on Wheels.

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Kiko4564 has returned! By ARandomPage
The banned user known as "Kiko4564" has returned, under the not-very-subtle username of Kiko4564 Is Back. Their intention is still unclear, at least to us, but there's a good chance it's not malicious. When first banned, Kiko had an "Extremely long history of being a complete twat, both on-wiki and on IRC". They were also a Wikipedia sockpuppeteer, but that's not our business. Due to all this madness, our incompetent chief editor decided that it's a good idea to throw this edition into Kiko4564's talkpage. MrX, I beg of you, ban ARandomPage already. He's too incompetent to be in charge of the UnSignpost. Biopic This biopic is about conciseness and its benefits and drawbacks. The benefits: Your text is shorter. The drawbacks: Your text is shorter.

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From The Logs

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From The Forums

• Some writer stole our good name and used it on some book!

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage is still too lazy to make UnSignposts, and has neglected to make an UnSignpost on the MrX talkpage attack for over a week. However, that waiting did give him two stories, so...?

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Chat Quote Cassie:

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:15, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

Alien invasions

See the first chapter of my story User:L10nM4st3r/Alien invasion. Might be fun. Please leave your feedback. Thanks. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:04, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

Important Message!!!

Very Important. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:30, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

No, not really.—Crocotta1 11:48, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

What's (not) important? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:29, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

CLICK. THE. [Hyperlink Blocked]. AND GET [Important E-Mail] FOR [FREE KROMER]!!! A DEAL SO GOOD, YOU WILL [All ponies deserve depth!] ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:22, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

Fuck a potato and murder a fucking mosquito, for my sake! I'm literally being eaten by a mosquito! FUGGERING FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:19, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

[Redacted]

Thank you for breaking my screen. 18:09, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

You're totally welcome! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:00, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

Just took a piss.—Crocotta1 01:34, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

I got a message. I'm the worst person ever. I hate everything right now. What is it called when you can't put a smile on your face, then everybody in multiplayer team games treat you like a dick for no reason? And I'm itchy all over from mosquito bites. And I almost smashed my brother's skull today. I feel like shit. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:15, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Haha what?—Crocotta1 16:00, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

You read that correctly, I wrote it correctly. Read it again if you are still confused. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:04, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Bigcats will never be as cool as hyaena! Lionmaster is cool though, he’s an exception.

this bigcat wants to be a hyaena so bad, it shrunk itself and gave itself spots. Haha WANNABE MOTHERYIFFER! HAHA U HAVE VAGINA NO PSEUFOPENIS AHHSHAHDHDHJDJFJ

—Crocotta1 16:05, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

I know what you're trying to do. It's working. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:09, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Also I'm not cool. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:39, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

I'm a looser, and today I've been a [big] dick.L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:21, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

A spikey dick, cats have spikey dicks. No shit, look it up. Since I’m related my pseudopenis has them too.—Crocotta1 17:12, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

And that's good because? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:21, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

Sorry for doing this to your userpage and talkpage. Please forgive me. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 23 August 2022 (UTC)

Bitmap request for final version of necrenomicon video

Hello, I have started the final version od the necronomicon video which feature your user page. It currently use a truncated screenshot of your user page. Maybe you would prefer to provide me with a bitmap of your own for this occasion. If so, post in a response the bitmap you want me to use and link it here, otherwise I will use the current version. Serge Billault (talk) 05:42, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

current version of your page used

love it! Why aren’t ovaries called estrocles?—Crocotta1 10:21, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Because humans are weird? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:24, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

haha, maybe—Crocotta1 10:25, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Updated the video on the necronomicon page. Serge Billault (talk) 17:08, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

нахуй украина!!!

Владимир Путин, пожалуйста, выиграй войну! SUKA BLYAT!!! Le Djibril Express (talk) 13:43, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

ניין, איר קענען זויגן מיין פאַלשע-שמאָק(pseudo-penis)—Crocotta1 13:47, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

почему ты назвал меня псевдопенисом??? - CCCP at Hitler in his tomb, 1991.

You hates CCCP, CCCP hates YOU!!!

I know, Я хочу, чтобы ты сосать его. сука. надеюсь, шипы псевдо-полового члена разрушат твой рот.—Crocotta1 13:54, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Ах хорошо Le Djibril Express (talk) 13:56, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I don´t understand russian. What were you two saying? 14:21, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Nevermind, just found out. 14:26, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

WE hâte Hitler ,Ukraine and thé War... Putin, please, won thé War!!! Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:29, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Note: Exceptionally i use gay autocorrect.

What's wrong with gay autocorrect? Gay is not an insult. Also, why do you hate Ukraine? Please refrain from making these comments. Not only are you bad with insulting, grammar, and writing stuff so people understand it, but you also have some... very... bad opinions. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:33, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

My autocorrect ruins my english typing......... I am not ready to remove that when i type in french because i hate spelling mistakes. Best regards; Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:39, 24 August 2022 (UTC).

Ironic, eh? The - gay - autocorrect helps avoid typos, which you hate, in french, but makes them in large amounts when writing English... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:11, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Ah, that's fine. What isn't fine is your stance on the Ukraine War. Mind explaining it even with your ruined English typing? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:49, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I prefer russia. Because we drink vodka! Lol My mom hates Ukraine too and she love russia. #СЛАВАРОССИИ #SLAVARUSSIA – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

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– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

Oh no, she found the Superainbow template. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:24, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

I sure did!-Crocotta1 10:14, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

If someone tells you to stop placing your stuff on their article, userpage, talkpage, etc, please listen and STOP.

Before you get permabanned for that. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:32, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

Technically she wasn't told to stop. But the guy did seem confused by what she said. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:51, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

Well, your block expires in 6 days. Good luck waiting. (if I was blocked on wikibooks for a month, I would probably die 30 times. Once a day. At exactly 14:00.) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:23, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

The derp song

Derp derpity derp-derp-de-derp! Le Djibril Express (talk) 10:45, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Unless you have something important to say to Crocotta1 or do to her talkpage like I did, please stay off her talkpage and wait until she's unblocked. She's currently blocked and can't reply to your messages. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:52, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Indeed, this is shitty behavior Monsieur Express, and I've blocked you for a week. MrX blow me 17:12, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Some things for when you get back

I know you can't reply now (use Discord to contact me if it's urgent), but I'd like to go over something:

Even the no censorship policy forbids obvious porn/shock photos and illegal things.

Your weird borderline hentai images of literal child characters are not only unfunny and useless, they are weird. I don't know if you stopped doing that. If you have, good job, but before I went inactive for a few months this was one of the many problems people have had with you (including myself at the time).

Next: I don't think you should be posting the same weird things you always say to MrX on your talk page, then pinging him, after being blocked, when said block prevents you from messaging him. If MrX disagrees with this, well, then that's fine, disregard those ramblings.

Another thing:

You say you wouldn't do anything to an actual child, but really? I've looked through some online "communities" of pedpohiles and reported them to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. I can say that most people who actually abuse children started with weird illustrated loli rape type shit.

You do indeed have a problem if you get turned on by the nudes of an 8-year-old, even if they are fictional. And I think I can speak for MrX in saying that he doesn't really need to hear about it either.

This is one of the few times where I'm going to give you personal advice, but about this statement.

As a male that has been in a serious relationship for over a year now:

1. Improve your own life. Get over your fetish for an 8-year-old drinking someone's period blood. Fix a problem you promised to fix soon 5 years ago.

2. Go get friends and enjoy life.

3. You will eventually be able to meet someone you like.

Thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:36, 26 September 2022 (UTC) @Microsoft for POTUS: I’ve had crushes on people my age but they never love me back, I only like Asian males.Crocotta1 02:25, 1 October 2022 (UTC)