User talk:Bkings
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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my cat! 19:32, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
So what the fuck is your problem lately, i don't remember doing anything, but if i did, why don't you enlighten me?
NO answer huh?
you didn't give me an answer, you have been in a piss all week, what the fuck did i do to you?
so you have been pissed off about that all week huh, it seems that that was edited this morning, so now what is your answer
fine you wanna be like that...
what the fuck did i do to you to piss you off?
because if i did something wrong, i want to make up for it. I don't know what i did to piss you off, and i have the right to know. By the way, because this, i will be coming over today to get all of my belongings, i will not be in your hair anymore!