User talk:Anomalous

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UnNews:China shows off "Totarry Awershum" stealth fighter and stuff

I moved this to your userspace, because, quite frankly, it looked awful and didn't seem to have much but randoms to it, but then the proofreader in me wanted to hit it with a frying pan... anyway, long story short, I fixed the formatting and grammar and made the title a little less... ah, needless, and put it back because suddenly it looked newslike. It was weird. Mind, someone else can pester you about whether or not it actually is properly newsy, with stuff about the actual subject and implementation of it and whatnot if he wants; UnNews ain't exactly my strong point, so I wouldn't know. But I will say this much - you do need to read the UnNews style guide, get a spellchecker, and learn how to use commas. Also, apparently the sources template works better when filled out, and categories only work if you remember to put 'category:' before them...

Also also, please don't sign your articles, UnNews or otherwise.

Also also also, if you want to put a construction template on something, actually start the construction, perhaps? May work better to just start them in userspace like Zombiebaron said, mind - can move them out later.

Nurg, not trying to be an arse or anything, but such and such might help matters... cheers. 1234 ~ 06:22, 12 January 2011

More awake, now - it still doesn't seem to have much but randoms to it, but you may be able to make your case on VFD, where the article currently sits (blame the lack of alternate established course of action with UnNews; that wouldn't normally happen). You may also want to just work on it further, I dunno. 1234 ~ 18:08, 12 January 2011