User:Zukunft

Member of the Order

This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

Hello, and welcome to my sexy corner of Uncyclopedia.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

This mathematical user loves pi

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers . de-X

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E

ns-X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers . ns-X

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

My Contributions

Being relatively new, I only have a few of these.

• UnNews:Gordon Brown haunted by past relationships - created from new
• Maggie Thatcher - complete rewrite, but the philistines changed it!
• Awesomesauce - created from new
• Why?:Will none of the other children play with you? - complete rewrite
• Jew juice - created from new (alas, before I logged in, but on my IP).
• Where Is The Lid? - created from new
• Hugh Laurie - complete rewrite
• Stephen Fry - partial rewrite
• Freddie Mercury - complete rewrite