User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia Reskin Committee/Winter2020/OnThisDay/Jan03

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January 3: Throw Potatoes at Old People Day

  • 3 - First payday after Christmas, family potatowinners sigh and spend their money on cheap spirits.
  • 1948 - Mel Gibson is deported to Australia for abusing his potatoes.