User:Zim ulator/No Cabal
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The Rev wants you to know that you are an important part of UnNews, and that you are appreciated. Under the authority placed in me by Zim Buddhism and all the other Uncyclopedian religions, I do hereby invite you to be a full member of the UnNews Cabal, which does not exist. This would grant you all rights and privileges of a Cabal member including the privileges of Hyena blazing, butter substitution, Krankenschwester syndrome, ruling the world, sinister footware, perpetual motion and swimming in the deep end of the pool, if indeed the Cabal were to exist. If the Cabal did exist, I would advise you to wield this power responsibly.
Signed {{{1}}}
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