User:Zana Dark/Depends

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What if we all lived in a world without toilets, where everybody wore diapers forever? If only you could wear adult diapers without anyone knowing.

~ Oscar Wilde
It all depends.

Yes, there is a world where everyone wears diapers. Toilets exist, but they are luxuriously rare and only owned by the wealthiest of people.

Where is this world? I want to wear diapers without judgement, how can I get there?

~ Oscar Wilde

We all understand that adult diapers and the subject of incontinence is considered taboo and embarrassing. Depends is for you. In Depends, Minnesota you don't have to worry about the unfair and unnecessary stigma attached to adult diapers. Thousands of men and women in Depends choose to wear diapers and they don't even have problems with incontinence or bladder control. They enjoy the comfort and convenience of wearing diapers for psychological and emotional reasons. Adult diapers give them a feeling of peace and reassurance that any potential accident is covered, not to mention that many people find them sexually attractive also.

I don't have a problem with uncontrollable bowel movements, I wear diapers for comfort. The 'crinkle' sound the diaper makes while I'm dancing or walking around my home or office is soothing to me, and wearing diapers helps me relax. At home, I find that I am most comfortable lounging around, watching TV in just a tee shirt and my diaper. Actually, I mostly wear adult disposable pull-ups. I feel that those are the most fashionable choice and the most convenient. I just don't feel dressed unless I have a nice new pair of pull-ups on.

“Diaper!”

~ Oscar Wilde
my 2-year-old daughter says, pointing at my pink pull-ups.

“That's right, honey,”

~ Oscar Wilde
I say, smiling proudly,

“Mommy wears a diaper.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Mothers have to do gross things sometimes, and now that my daughter is potty-trained, I find pleasure in wearing my adult diapers more than ever. But before I can get into why I am a diaper-wearing 30-something, I really need to take you back to the beginning.

I was 16 years old and in the 7th grade (I was a late bloomer). I woke up one morning to get ready for school, I ate my breakfast, ...


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