User:YouAmpersandMe

Hello everypony

My name is Daysleeper, Walter White, Elliott Charles Bruno, King Of Wingo, Lesper McDroopy, Char Bar Wunderwall, Skoopity Doopity The Jazzking, Lemonade Spirit, The Weird Watermelon. You can call me Jesse.

I joined Uncyclopedia on October 14, 2023. In our current political climate, I believe it is important to reverberate these ACTUAL facts among all of the hijinxs that media provides us.

Government isn't actually real and you've never seen it. It's all staged. Just like all of our lives are.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

Anybody like Cocteau Twins

So anyway the ACTUAL main reason I'm here is to prove that you don't need to be funny. I am not a funny guy and yet I have not been removed for being unhumorous. I think of this as an act of treason on part of the moderators. Come on, people! When are you going to force me to bite the bullet? Inconceivable!

Me about to literally

NO BUT REALLY WHO LIKES COCTEAU TWINS