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The Ulster crusade The year was 1068BCE in a peaceful northern Ireland when suddenly a group of orange midgets from Britain landed. These midgets quickly set up a sesh house (stormont) which they had the crack every night and would not invite any of the native Irish This exclusive club quickly caught the attention of the IRA (Irish rave association) they quickly assembled all there members they could get e.g Bilbo baggins Micheal Colin's and john Lenin

They all meet in West cork were they made there plan and then set out with Micheal Colin's leading but after a few steps he suddenly collapsed after suffering blunt force trauma to the head

After a full 67 months of marching without food and water they reached the gates of stormont but found them locked they rang the buzzer but we're told "ya wee basterds must swear aligance to King and country" this lead to much shouting and swear words so the orange midgets turned off the buzzer.

Acting commander Margret Thatcher quickly kicked down the gate with her knee high kinky boots and lead the charge in (this act later inspired brave heart and Liam nesons acting corer) after reaching the door Margret Thatcher was finally killed by the berry reverant Ian passley then the door was was locked only to be opened by there inside man Bono who worked in the stormont gentlemans club (whore house) the ensuing battle was firce and many a casualty on both sides the orange midgets greatest warrior Ian passley even beat god himself in a boxing match when Gerry Adams stepped in a decked Ian passley in one hit then in a fit of anger he drop kicked stormont and danced on all the crossroads in Ireland and that was the first crusade in Ulster