User:Wehpudicabok/Game:Your Computer/Cry
So... is that it? Is that the best you can do? Is that all it takes to break you down? Have you truly been defeated by this metallic monster?
I suppose so. That's because you can't outwit it. It always has been and always will be able to resist the most cunning of attacks into its system. It will never comply. The best thing to do now is to give up and kill yourself.
It's not your fault, at least not entirely. The computer you see before you, though hailed by many as the greatest invention of the modern era and the gateway into the so-called Information AgeTM, is not the wondrous device it seems. In truth, it is wrought with hate, compressed into solidified malice and dipped in the most vile river of Hell as a finishing touch. Its sole purpose is to destroy man's will to go on, and as you can see, it is very good at its job.
That's what we think, anyway. After all, why else would it only load after you've committed suicide?