User:Wangeriod
 Wangeriod is too Damn Sexy!If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. |
Wangeriod will work for food.
“I had him. He had me. Afterwards, the whole STREET needed a cigarette.”
“About as useful as a euthanasia patient. ”
Identity[edit | edit source]
Once upon a time, in the beginning, upon a flat disc supported on the backs of four elephants, the Gods saw fit to create an individual of such power and immensity, that any mortal amongst him would tremble with fear and flatuence before turning to dust from the sheer force and energy he possessed. Unfortunately, they only had a small amount of clay left (the rest was used whilst sculpting the Pyramids, The Great Wall of China and Barry Manilow's nose) and so they created a normal person instead. Well, I say normal...I mean, he looks kinda' normal. In an 'Elephant-man' kind of way.
Wangeriod, also known as 'Who?' or 'What?' or occasionally 'Wanizzle-gerizzle-iodizzle', is a proud vandaliser of various Wikipedia pages and a proud Uncyclopedia user. He is a fine specimen of man the likes of which have never been seen for all the wrong reason. He is eternally gorgeous, with a penis known to destroy large buildings and small kittens. Fuelled entirely by a rudimentary mix of cheap cider and Southern Comfort, this user also enjoys cow-tipping and the ritual sacrificing of small kittens whilst dancing to the light of the moonlit shadow harvest. And the occasional game of Cluedo. Not to mention his extensive bukkake collection and his ability to balance farmyard equipment on his genitals.
Almost Interesting/Humourous Facts About This User[edit | edit source]
- His bloodstream is purified absinthe and a tenth of motor oil.
- He stands 50 feet tall and made from gold foil (budget cuts).
- He eats small kittens for breakfast. And uses small kittens for toilet paper. And juggles small kittens on weekends. And sets small kittens on his intruders.
- He is very mature in attitude.
- ...fart. Heheheheh.
- He has a fetish for small kittens.
- He loves you.
- Twice.
- He is golden brown, with a texture like sun.
- In the Face.
- He has 9 limbs.
- He has a button nose, with two eyes made out of coal.
- He wears a cape made from the scalps of those who worship him. And small kittens.
- He is also a pathological liar and enjoys making profiles with false details.
- Oh, and he's incredibly modest.
- He enjoys irony.
- And the irony of seeing irony.
- But not enjoy ironing.
- He enjoys small kittens.
- He may have done too many recreational drugs in his lifetime as well.
- Such as kitten huffing.
- His hobbies include midget tossing and masturbation. With small kittens.
- He snorts anthrax.
- His true name inclues five apostrophes, three nose jobs and a pair of aviators.
- He avoids clichés.
- Yo mama doesn't.
- He believes Euthanasia is the #1 topic neglected by 'comedians'.
- * please imagine mildly interesting fact here *
- He has sworn to protect the mighty page of Evesham
- ...but cannot remember, for the life of him, why.
