User:Wack Broomhead

ATTENTION!!!

Reading this page may result in stun, blackouts or instant swooning to people who have no idea about the degree of awesomeness of Wack Broomhead, a.k.a Count von Smelling, Duke of Suckerfield, Earl of Blah, King of Contradictions.

Wack Broomhead's ex-wife/husband that Wack Broomhead ran away from when he/she/it finished eating everything on the fridge and turned to WACK BROOMHEAD!:O this image was taken by Wack Broomhead just before his/her heroic escape from his/her ex-wife/husband

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Recent reports indicates that Wack Broomhead, a.k.a Count von Smelling, Duke of Suckerfield, Earl of Blah, King of Contradictions, might actually be a girl. Wack Broomhead, a.k.a Count von Smelling, Duke of Suckerfield, Earl of Blah, King of Contradictions has neither confirmed nor denied these reports

FACTS ON YOUR FAVORITE BROOMHEAD

1.Wack Broomhead knows how to put a picture now but knows that one has to have at least a profound knowledge of rocket science to upload a picture to this site.

2, Wack Broomhead is actually a girl.

3. Wack Broomhead likes to meddle too much.

5. Wack Broomhead has to do a lot of practice on mouth-to-mouth, especially on his/her articles.

6. Wack broomhead is actually a guy.

7. If you have read these points carefully, you will understand that Wack Broomhead doesn't know how to count.

8. And also that Wack Broomhead likes to keep his/her gender a secret.