User:Uncyclopedian/The Battle of DiZ and Uncyclopedian

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Added to the UnLibrary: 7 July 2006

One day, a seiries of events unfolded that started war between DiZ and Uncyclopedian!

Chapter 1: Peace for Now[edit | edit source]

"Thou art an example of pure perfection." said the great Uncyclopedian. "Rise, for thou art knighted under the name of DiZ the Great. Suck my left toe now!" said our DiZ.

Uncyclopedian sucked the amazingly clean and perfect left toe, and said, "Perfection at it's finest. DiZ. Be ruled by him now."

DiZ replied with, "Wow, you actually did it......Uh, okay. Go frolic in a field somewhere. And clean your mouth."

Uncyclopedian brought out a bottle of Listerine, and started washing his mouth with it.

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