User:UnEditor510/Penn and Teller on Uncyclopedia
“Uncyclopedia is a massive pile of steaming horse turds, and we're here to show you why.”
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Hey, we're Penn and Teller, stars of Penn and Teller : Bullshit!, and we're here to explain to you how FUCKING STUPID it is to believe any INCH of information from the ASSHOLES at Uncyclopedia. There are many, many people who believe the BULLSHIT these people are spouting, and we are here to set that right.[1]
Why Uncyclopedia is Bullshit[edit | edit source]
9/11[edit | edit source]
First, let's take the article on 9/11. I quote:
| “ | the United States Congress, along with George Bush and Dick Cheney, declared a "War on JENGA!" and passed the Patriot Act. Except no one ever mentions that. | ” |
What the fuck?! Jenga?! Where are they getting this shit from, are they pulling it out of their asses? Do they even fucking KNOW how many people DIED on 9/11? My GOD, they are a disrespect to their entire country. What the hell is wrong with these people? Their proof seems to be just vomited out! To accuse the victims of this tragedy of being affiliates of Jenga—that takes a really SPECIAL kind of asshole.
Hiroshima[edit | edit source]
Now let's have a look at their article on Hiroshima. This is some fucked-up shit.
| “ | Downtown Hiroshima is bustling with activity—Radio-Activity that is! Har-har-har!' | ” |
What the FUCK?! These people are implying that Hiroshima is still a radioactive wasteland! Do they not know it was rebuilt? Where is the evidence! BULL! SHIT! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK! GOD! YOU STUPID BASTARD! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL! OH MY GOD!
Penn and Teller[edit | edit source]
| “ | ...written and performed by two anonymous magicians. | ” |
ANONYMOUS?! DOES MY BULK AND GOATEE TELL YOU I AM ANONYMOUS! TELLER, ARE YOU ANONYMOUS?
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SEE! WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIS FROM! IDIOTS! GAH!!
Notes (Disregard)[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Because we won't get paid otherwise.