User:UNKNOWNFILE/Forum:THE STUPCARP ARMY DECLARES WAR ON THE GRUE ARMY

This is the result of me being sleepbaked. Never ended thanks to Spang's intervention.

WARNING: Full-scale flame warfare ahead WAIT: If we vandalise each others pages, it's this war. DECLARATION OF WAR

The Stupcarp Army has declared war on the Grue Army (or lack thereof). This comes directly as a result of sudden, deliberate attacks on our headquarters within the same hour. Our army has already been at war with the Starnes Empire for quite some time, but its recent allegiance with the Grue Army leaves us little choice. Our tanks are gonna be rollin' outside of your fortress at dawn, and you and your 3 members better have the white flag ready!

Sincerely, UNKNOWNFILE

This order delivered 02:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Error 666: white flag not found. We have nukes. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:17, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Where'd you put it? Up yer ass? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:19, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

You are CLEARLY outnumbered. You shall ever defeat the Grue Army. Your "stupcarp army" shall fall just like Rome! You shall perish under the vigilance of the grue Army. Also, I've set you up the bomb. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

That's bullshit! You have no bombs! You have no army! Well, I don't have an army either, but at least I don't stand up for eejits! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, the flag is up my ass. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Remove it and display it propertly above your fort! You don't stand a chance! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:24, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I was talking about your flag. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's no longer a white flag then... still, get yours out! Put it on top of your fort where it belongs! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:30, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

On a side note, your logo sucks. Where'd you get it, Japanese television? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:41, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

At least we HAVE a logo.-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I have a logo too. *points to sig* --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:44, 15 April 2007 (UTC) PS: DOMOKUN IS A FURRY TURD.

The Shot heard round the world

NUKE

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

User:UNKNOWNFILE/rainbow

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:27, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

A true General would never write in rainbow... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Whoever said I was a general? I can use rainbow any time I want! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:31, 15 April 2007 (UTC) PS: Whoever said YOU were a general?

I am' a General.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Go troll another wiki. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

The permabanned do not belong here. Go away, lstarnes. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:45, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

For the 9th time, I am not lstarnes. And this is two against one. you will lose. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:46, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Seeing as High General Grue supports you blindly, I'd say you are a sockpuppet of him. So it's really 1v1 until reinforcements arrive. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:48, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Eight against one...--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:49, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I am not a sockpuppet; I'm a meatpuppet. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:50, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

NUKE

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M USING DIFFERENT SIGNATURES TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I'M ONE PERSON! UNKNOWNFILE » >UF|TLK|▋» Un^known _file UNKNOWNFILE 02:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC) PS: Your nuke is just a jpg. Get a real nuke, you wuss.

So, at least we have REAL weapons. Also, it IS real, ya wuss. You can't even use GUNS!!!

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

NUKED!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:57, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Then why is my userpage still intact? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:58, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

... I beg to differ. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

You = fail at vandalism --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:07, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

You used Rainbow blinkies. That's an ED tactic. You bastard. --thematrixeætsyou, the sexy beast (talk) (flames) 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Bah, I knew I'd be found out! Meh, like it matters anyways. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

My Userpage is my secondary base, stupid. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

The Official Anthem Of The Grue Army

UnTunes:Congressman in Drag --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:00, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

We don't have an anthem. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

You do now :D --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:06, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

DISAPROVED. I NEED TO APROVE IT. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

How about the "Unofficial But Widely Agreed Upon" Anthem? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:08, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm not quitting until you quit. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:09, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

You've automatically lost for posting goatse links twice. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:12, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

No. We still are warring. Let's have it last long. VERY long.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:15, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Unlike your cock. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:16, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

But like UNKNOWNFILE's mother. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:19, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Your mom is not my mom. You must have the two mixed up. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

No. I'm just mixed up with yours. I know who my mom is. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Let's get off the subject of our mothers and focus on your brother other account. Tell me, how does it feel to be bandodging? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

You aren't even putting up a fight. Also, YOU HAVE BEEN NUKED. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

And he is my brother, not me. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

[insert hint at incest here] --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:28, 15 April 2007 (UTC) PS: Nuking != posting a jpg

No. He's gay, not incestuous. ---Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:31, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Bite my shiny metal ass. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:35, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

How bout Hip Hop Sucks? What's wrong with that? --thematrixeætsyou, the sexy beast (talk) (flames) 03:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Read the title. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:40, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

... of this section dumbass --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:41, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey, UNKNOWNFILE, at least say it was rebuilt. But, can't you go on the offense?-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

We're going to nuke you, stupcarp. RoboMonkey, UnBot 03:45, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I am going on the defensive, check Starnes' userpage. Also, hi Greasemonkey. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:46, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Notice of non-surrender

In spite of your continuous attempts to scare me out of Uncyc, I have one simple notice to make. You shall not win this time. I got unbanned after being permabanned, even with you and Contestant attempting to stop my unbanning. I have put up with you for well over a month, and even put up with your false accusations of me being Lstarnes. If I could stand that, I can stand this. this is your last warning. i will not give up. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:49, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

/me gives salute -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

WHINE WHINE PLEASE UNBAN ME WHINE WHINE WHINE GOATSE WHINE WHINE WHINE REVERTED VANDALISM WHINE WHINE WHINE REPORTED TO BAN PATROL WHINE WHINE WHINE UNCYCLOBOT WHINE WHINE WHINE #AAAAAAAA WHINE WHINE WHINE --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:52, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

UF:I suggest you get some allies... you'll need them.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer No. I find this far too entertaining. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I, unlike you, UNKNOWNFILE, will no longer resort to personal attacks anymore in order to defend myself. Go ahead and call for checkuser. Chances are, my brother's IP is still logged. And yes, I do admit that I sometimes whine, but at least I am trying to fight clean. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

lol goatse --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:57, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Just because I am a fan of Goatse does not mean that I find that insulting. In fact, I find that rather flattering. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:03, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

How about this:

--» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:03, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

How about no? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:06, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Ah well, it was worth a shot. goes back to vandalizing userpages --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:07, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

TRUCE

INCOMING BANHAMMER, DUCK! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:08, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Ah, missed it. Maybe next time..... Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Hey, Eat Donuts

Ouroboros rules. So does the Grue Army. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

The Grue Army owns The Stupcrap Army.--Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 12:56, 3 June 2007 (UTC)