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Score: something-or-other
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> Levitate up, because it's fun!
You float up to floor 3. Now you have 2 floors left after this one.
> Look
You are standing in an empty room with a spiral staircase leading up in one corner, and a spiral staircase leading down in the opposite corner (where you are standing). The room seems eerily nondescript.
> Fight enemies.
There are no enemies.
> Fight enemies that will pop out of nowhere.
I said, there are no enemies. can't you trust me?
> No. Fight hidden enemies.
Sorry buddy, no enemies on this floor. just 4 walls, a floor, a roof, and 2 staircases.
> THAT'S NO FUN!
Yea, well this game ISN'T fun, so deal with it!
> Hmf. Fine. Continue to next floor.
You continue up and are confronted by a huge LCD screen with three sentences written on it. I think it wants you to chose one.
> GOD DAMMIT I'M SICK OF FLIPPIN' CHOICES! JUST GET ME UP THERE ALREADY!
Nope. Sorry.
> YOU know I have good reason to hate you.
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