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Score: God knows
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> Go up stairs
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As you procede toward the stairs, they turn into a giant octopus.
> AHH!!! SHOOT IT WIT MAH LAZAH!
You shoot the octopus and it's head a-splodes.
> YAY!!!
Now the stairs are gone.
> Darn. Well, let's check my inventory.
You have massive head trauma, a dalek laser, an electron hand cannon with 3 shots left (shoulda left conniving awake so you could get more ammo, huh?), and levitation powers.
> Sweet! I forgot I fought it for it's levitation powers! Levitate to floor 2.
Wait! Before you do, you have 2 other options. Once again, only 1 will get you to the top.
> God knows I have good reason to hate you.
Just choose one already.
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