User:ThisIsNotMyRealName

“I'm so cool, I quote myself”

~ ThisIsNotMyRealName

Who Am I?

Mummy told me never to talk to strangers. But to get to my house, take three steps forward, two to the left, turn around clockwise twice, get on a plane to Australia and swim due north west for a while. Go on! Swim! Swim my little fishies!

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♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice... Who am I kidding? I'm a bitch.

This user plays the cello, so is automatically better than everyone else, especially violinists.

This user is a total UKer

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and may nut you, you slag.

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(British Uncyclopedians)