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This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.



Learning can be fun, as long as you always obey Jesus.

Welcome, Kansas student, to the wonderful world of science with McGraw-Hill Science, Grade 5!

Note: This Kansas edition textbook has been checked and its content approved by the United States Department of Education, the Kansas Board of Education, and the clergy of the Southern Baptist Convention.

Unit 1: A Great Big Universe[edit | edit source]

Have you ever sat out at night and stared at the stars? The universe is a big place! In this unit, we'll be exploring the range of diverse celestial phenomena that make up the night sky. Get ready to dive into a galaxy of learning!

Chapter One: In the Beginning[edit | edit source]

Our universe began life six thousand years ago, when God created the Heavens and the Earth. At first, there was nothing, only blackness and the divine will of God. But then, a miraculous event happened, which we now know as the Big Bang (The creation of matter over six days by God). In the space of only six days, God created everything we have come to know and love. By the seventh day, humans and animals were coexisting in the Garden of Eden, and the universe was almost exactly the same as it remains today.

This NASA photograph of Earth, taken from the Moon, demonstrates that the world is not, in fact, completely round.

Chapter Two: Our Galaxy and Beyond[edit | edit source]

Unit 2: Our Natural World[edit | edit source]

Chapter One: Learning about Creation[edit | edit source]

Chapter Two: Charles Darwin was a Douchebag[edit | edit source]

Unit 3: Human Anatomy[edit | edit source]

Chapter One: God's Wonderful Yet Oft-Abused Gifts[edit | edit source]

Chapter Two: If You Have Sex, Jesus Will Kill You[edit | edit source]

Final Exam Pre-Test[edit | edit source]